Hah hah just got back from Centrifuge. Its a really awesome Christian Camp which so totally works out because i am a really awesome Christian /cough
This year only 7 of us came and 6 of us were girls hah hah poor Colby. We met these really awesome people there named Mona, Sisko, and Cheri. We had to explain to Mona that Sacramento is in the middle of the valley, not near the beach. And Sisko and Cheri had this really awesome story about how they painted a giant bear thing out of cardboard and Sisko dressed up in it and she has this huge backyard so she was walking around with it and her brother almost shot here lol because he thought she was a real bear. good times
Every year at 'Fuge we're seperated into groups for rec and bible study and this year all the groups were African countries. I was in Canary Islands; we had this really awesome rubber chicken that we named Hor-hay and even though we didnt win a single spirit cup the entire week and we were so far behind everyone in the Mega Relay that Ethiopia came and started cheering for us we still think we're the real winners because we had Hor-hay /wheeze.
And aaaahhh we had to share our cabin with other girls from another church
and sweet moses i was the only one in our cabin that was from my church at one point in time. but a lot of the girls from the other curch were there. and i decided to climb into my bunk and catch some z's
but apparently they didnt see me (???) and they all gathered into the other little room where the sinks are and whatnot and were talking about their hair and other stuff w/e. but then
but then
they started talking about their boyfriends and other stuff that should not be said in a christian camp (PSSSTTT SEXXXX) and holy crap guys being a 14 year old Christian girl that is not the thing you want to hear from other ~christians~ (pppffttttt) because srsly not cool. its things like that that actually make me want to throw my bible (btw my bible is awesome she's pink and her name is Pinky) but ANYWAYS
so i was lying there in my bed
and i was like 'crap. they don't know i'm here' and they kept going on and on and on about how they have to fake orgasms and what not and every once and a while they would be like "oh sorry jesus for talking about this" and i was thinking 'NOT AS SORRY AS I AM' (ps: ppfffttttt you do not say sorry and then continue to do that what is wrong with you people) and it took forever and i was just lying there thinking 'oh man if they don't leave i'm going to miss the P.M. show Q_Q SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND GET MEEE HELP ME LORD' because its not like im just gonna jump off the top bunk and be like "SEEYA!!!" then finally my sister came in and they were like 'oh we gotta be quiet now' and Melissa just yells 'COME ON AMANDA' and they were like 'WHAAT' so i jumped off and they saw me and said 'oh you were in here' and i was like 'YUP /stare at ground' and they said 'so you heard everything' and i was like 'YUP okaycomeonMeissaletsgo'
and then after i got through the trauma of that
melissa and i went to get Chunky Monkey (best Ben and Jerry's icecream flavor ever? I think so.) and then we saw Josh !!! he's Mona's younger brother uhh I think he's 16. We let him try our icecream and he liked it so much that he bought himself one (spreading the word of banana flavored icecream. best evangelists ever? i think so) and uhh then he went to a payphone to call his girlfriend and we were there and in the middle of a sentence he said 'I love yo-WOAH THAT BUG IS HUGE' and yes folks there indeed was a very very huge bug in our vicinity. it was like some giant beetle thing ahhh and it was trying to climb down the stairs or something but it was too small (even though yes it was a very huge bug) so it would fall to the next step and be all "HIIISSSSSSSSTTTPPFFFHIIIIISSSSSHIISSSSSSssss' and we all screamed
it was great
so we put a lid of our icecream on it but it still kept moving
so if you see a random Chunky Monkey lid wandering around its just an enormous hissing beetle no biggie.
ps watch these watch them do it now do it do it i dont care if you arent christian just watch them they are the best do it do it do it do it dont make me throw pinky at you because i so totally will because all christians are like that not really but just do it
[link] uhhh they played these videos this year this is just the trailer but they have some funny lines it in
and now for the best thing evar:
[link] CARTER THE CHURCH ASSISTANT okay they're kind of mean but they're also one of the only things i think deserve an official ROFL seal of funniness
I even bought a carter t-shirt there am i cool now no dont answer that i know already i'm the best
so YEAH i had a really fun time
money raised to help people across the world: about 4000 dollars
money donated by me: 100 dollars (which i wasn't planning on using i just brought it in case of emergency but i really want a new tablet so i'm saving but ahhh there are so many people they talked to us about that needed it more than me so yeah GOODBYE MY 100 DOLLAR BILL)
total mosquito bites i have: 12
okay im done rambling
Puddles
Thrilled
Big Grin
